"Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects"
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The sting is in “the conscientious historian will correct these defects.” Correct what, exactly? Not the past itself, but its incoherence. Herodotus is admitting, with a straight face, that the historian’s job includes making the world make sense when it stubbornly refused to. That’s a sly declaration of power: the historian doesn’t merely chronicle; he arranges, selects, and supplies causal glue. “Conscientious” sounds humble, even ethical, yet it doubles as a license for intervention. If events didn’t happen at the “right time,” the historian can reposition them, or at least frame them so they appear to.
In context, this is classic Herodotus: a writer straddling inquiry and story, reporting hearsay, weighing versions, and turning the chaos of the Greco-Persian world into something intelligible for a Greek audience hungry for meaning. The subtext is a warning and a brag. Beware the seductions of a well-timed narrative. Also: someone has to do the timing, and Herodotus is volunteering.
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| Topic | Wisdom |
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| Source | Later attribution: In Search Of The Lost Testament of Alexander the Great (David Grant, 2017) modern compilationISBN: 9781785899539 · ID: 6CQQDgAAQBAJ
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"Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects." FixQuotes, 14 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/very-few-things-happen-at-the-right-time-and-the-91227/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.





