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Leadership Quote by Dan Quayle

"Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win"

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Quayle’s line is politics-as-malapropism, a stumble that accidentally exposes something true about how modern elections are narrated. “Votes are like trees” aims for a homespun metaphor about accumulation: you don’t win with one impressive oak, you win with enough trunks to look like a forest. But the sentence immediately tangles itself into nonsense (“more trees than you have forests”), and that’s where the subtext leaks out. The metaphor collapses in public, and the collapse becomes the message: electoral politics is increasingly mediated by people whose job is to turn messy human choices into a single, legible story.

He’s not really talking about voters. He’s talking about pollsters. The punchline isn’t “democracy,” it’s the media-industrial apparatus that declares a winner before the votes are even safely counted in the cultural imagination. Pollsters “will probably say you will win” makes victory sound less like an outcome than a permission slip granted by metrics. Even in garbled form, the sentence captures a late-20th-century shift: campaigns waged in the shadow of numbers, horse-race coverage, and the idea that perception can become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Context matters because Quayle became a symbol of Republican image-management anxieties in the Bush era: telegenic, scrutinized, and perpetually one gaffe away from parody. This quote works not because it’s eloquent, but because it reveals, in real time, how political language tries to manufacture certainty out of aggregates - and how quickly that effort can turn into a caricature of itself.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Quayle, Dan. (n.d.). Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/votes-are-like-trees-if-you-are-trying-to-build-a-9585/

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Quayle, Dan. "Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/votes-are-like-trees-if-you-are-trying-to-build-a-9585/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/votes-are-like-trees-if-you-are-trying-to-build-a-9585/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.

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Dan Quayle

Dan Quayle (born February 4, 1947) is a Vice President from USA.

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