"Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win"
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He’s not really talking about voters. He’s talking about pollsters. The punchline isn’t “democracy,” it’s the media-industrial apparatus that declares a winner before the votes are even safely counted in the cultural imagination. Pollsters “will probably say you will win” makes victory sound less like an outcome than a permission slip granted by metrics. Even in garbled form, the sentence captures a late-20th-century shift: campaigns waged in the shadow of numbers, horse-race coverage, and the idea that perception can become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Context matters because Quayle became a symbol of Republican image-management anxieties in the Bush era: telegenic, scrutinized, and perpetually one gaffe away from parody. This quote works not because it’s eloquent, but because it reveals, in real time, how political language tries to manufacture certainty out of aggregates - and how quickly that effort can turn into a caricature of itself.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Quayle, Dan. (n.d.). Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/votes-are-like-trees-if-you-are-trying-to-build-a-9585/
Chicago Style
Quayle, Dan. "Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/votes-are-like-trees-if-you-are-trying-to-build-a-9585/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/votes-are-like-trees-if-you-are-trying-to-build-a-9585/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.



