"Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right"
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The subtext is Clough asserting control over his own myth. Football culture loves its messiahs, then feeds them to the same tabloids that built them. By volunteering the joke at his own expense, he steals the sting from everyone else: yes, I’ve got flaws; yes, you can talk about them; no, you can’t use them to diminish what I’ve done. “They are absolutely right” is the kicker, a mock-concession that reads like humility but functions like dominance. He’s not confessing so much as conducting the room.
Context matters: Clough was perpetually framed as both visionary and liability, a man whose achievements invited worship and whose appetites invited scolding. This quote weaponizes that contradiction. It’s accountability without apology, charisma without sanctimony - a reminder that in sport, legend is often just swagger with better timing.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Clough, Brian. (n.d.). Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/walk-on-water-i-know-most-people-out-there-will-48380/
Chicago Style
Clough, Brian. "Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/walk-on-water-i-know-most-people-out-there-will-48380/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/walk-on-water-i-know-most-people-out-there-will-48380/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.








