"We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd!"
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The detail that the drinks "didn't touch the sides" is doing real work. It signals panic without melodrama, the body flooded with adrenaline to the point where alcohol stops being a sedative and becomes a prop. Craig frames courage not as fearlessness but as compartmentalization. "People just got on with it though" widens the lens: this isn't an epic rite of passage; it's a production day. The crew has call times, lighting setups, a schedule that will not pause for your existential dread.
Then comes the best punchline: "It didn't gather a crowd!" That undercuts the imagined spectacle of a star's big moment. The subtext is almost cruelly mundane: the industry treats even iconic transitions as just another task, and the world rarely stops to watch you become the version of yourself everyone will later swear was inevitable. Craig's intent feels less like confession than demystification - a reminder that celebrity mythology is built on ordinary terror, professional courtesy, and the quiet relief that your most nerve-racking leap might happen without an audience.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Craig, Daniel. (2026, January 15). We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-agreed-to-do-it-when-i-was-drunk-at-his-house-140187/
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Craig, Daniel. "We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd!" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-agreed-to-do-it-when-i-was-drunk-at-his-house-140187/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd!" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-agreed-to-do-it-when-i-was-drunk-at-his-house-140187/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







