"We are in the entertaining business, they want to get autographs, they want to take something home, whether it's a signed hat or, you know, program or whatever it might be"
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The specificity of the souvenirs matters. A “signed hat” or “program” isn’t just memorabilia; it’s proof of proximity. Autographs function as portable intimacy, a way for spectators to convert a fleeting encounter into an object with story value. Langer’s “take something home” language sounds like retail because, culturally, that’s what it is: a micro-purchase that extends the event beyond the course and into someone’s identity (“I was there, I met him, this happened to me”).
Subtextually, there’s also a quiet professionalism - and a boundary. He’s acknowledging expectations without romanticizing them. The casual “you know” and “whatever it might be” suggests routine, even fatigue: this is part of the job description now, alongside practice reps and scorecards. Coming from Langer, a figure associated with steadiness and longevity, it reads less like a complaint than a veteran’s realism about modern fandom: the performance doesn’t end at the 18th green; it continues at the rope line, Sharpie in hand.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Langer, Bernhard. (2026, January 17). We are in the entertaining business, they want to get autographs, they want to take something home, whether it's a signed hat or, you know, program or whatever it might be. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-are-in-the-entertaining-business-they-want-to-46961/
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Langer, Bernhard. "We are in the entertaining business, they want to get autographs, they want to take something home, whether it's a signed hat or, you know, program or whatever it might be." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-are-in-the-entertaining-business-they-want-to-46961/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We are in the entertaining business, they want to get autographs, they want to take something home, whether it's a signed hat or, you know, program or whatever it might be." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-are-in-the-entertaining-business-they-want-to-46961/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





