"We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that that we can't use it. I mean, Jim Bakker heard from God. What a good job he did!"
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Then she drops the punchline: “Jim Bakker heard from God. What a good job he did!” It’s not a joke for joke’s sake. It’s a case study, a shorthand for televangelist-era fraud and the way “God told me” functions as a rhetorical cheat code: instant authority, no receipts. Bakker becomes the emblem of a broader American glitch Powter is targeting - our appetite for certainty packaged as revelation, especially when it’s delivered through charismatic media figures.
The subtext is less anti-faith than anti-suckers-and-salesmen. Powter is railing against a culture that confuses loud conviction with truth, and treats moral direction like a hotline you can call when you’re anxious, guilty, or shopping for permission. The bite comes from her collision of yearning and contempt: people want to be guided, but the marketplace of guidance has been so thoroughly corrupted that the very idea feels unusable. Bakker isn’t just a villain in the story; he’s the punchy proof that the system rewards performance over integrity.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Powter, Susan. (2026, January 16). We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that that we can't use it. I mean, Jim Bakker heard from God. What a good job he did! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-cant-be-guided-because-were-so-far-from-it-107608/
Chicago Style
Powter, Susan. "We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that that we can't use it. I mean, Jim Bakker heard from God. What a good job he did!" FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-cant-be-guided-because-were-so-far-from-it-107608/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We can't be guided - because we're so far from it. We've so destroyed it. We're so far from that that we can't use it. I mean, Jim Bakker heard from God. What a good job he did!" FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-cant-be-guided-because-were-so-far-from-it-107608/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




