"We further decree that the Senate of the United States elect a prominent Democrat as their presiding officer, to act as President until the next election, and to reconstruct the Cabinet according to our wishes hereafter to be declared"
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The specific intent is provocation with plausible deniability. By ordering the Senate to pick a "prominent Democrat" as presiding officer and "reconstruct the Cabinet according to our wishes", Norton mimics executive power while exposing how partisan machinery and backroom governance already functioned. The humor is that he’s saying the quiet part loudly, but through the mask of absurdity. He stages a constitutional crisis as theater, and the theater reveals the everyday crisis: government as a club that appoints itself.
Subtextually, the line flatters the reader into complicity. If you recognize the Constitution, you catch the violations; if you recognize Washington, you catch the vibe. Norton’s persona lets him accuse without being punished. In an era of party realignment and post-Civil War churn, the idea that a single figure could "reconstruct" the Cabinet to his liking is obviously ridiculous - and uncomfortably close to how patronage and spoils politics felt to ordinary people.
Norton’s celebrity wasn’t built on influence but on a crowd agreeing to treat satire as a civic service. This decree is less about power than about puncturing its costume.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Norton, Joshua A. (2026, January 15). We further decree that the Senate of the United States elect a prominent Democrat as their presiding officer, to act as President until the next election, and to reconstruct the Cabinet according to our wishes hereafter to be declared. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-further-decree-that-the-senate-of-the-united-162003/
Chicago Style
Norton, Joshua A. "We further decree that the Senate of the United States elect a prominent Democrat as their presiding officer, to act as President until the next election, and to reconstruct the Cabinet according to our wishes hereafter to be declared." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-further-decree-that-the-senate-of-the-united-162003/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We further decree that the Senate of the United States elect a prominent Democrat as their presiding officer, to act as President until the next election, and to reconstruct the Cabinet according to our wishes hereafter to be declared." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-further-decree-that-the-senate-of-the-united-162003/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.



