"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare"
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The intent feels less like bragging and more like calibration. Dance is sketching the unlikely habitat that produces his particular brand of authority on screen: patrician diction rooted in a life that wasn't purely patrician. The subtext is class, and the line plays it sideways. Goats signal rural practicality, a family that makes do; Shakespeare commentaries signal aspiration, obsession, or a parent who treated culture as necessity rather than ornament. Put together, they create a kind of British hybridity: earth under the fingernails, canon on the shelves.
As an actor, Dance also understands character in props. This sentence is basically production design for a biography: a set dressing detail that implies temperament, education, and a household's values without explaining any of them. The humor isn't cruel; it's dry, observational, a quick portrait of a world where the sublime and the everyday share the same room.
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