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"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare"

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A childhood inventory that swerves from barnyard to bookshelf in eight beats: that is the joke, and it lands because it refuses to choose between pastoral scruffiness and high culture. Charles Dance lays out the animals with the blunt rhythm of a tally - five goats, two dogs, a cat - then drops the punchline: not just Shakespeare, but racks of commentaries on Shakespeare. The specificity of "racks" matters. It conjures something physical, domestic, almost improvised: literature as furniture, scholarship as clutter. This isn't the polished "we had books" flex; it's the odd household where erudition takes up space the way livestock does.

The intent feels less like bragging and more like calibration. Dance is sketching the unlikely habitat that produces his particular brand of authority on screen: patrician diction rooted in a life that wasn't purely patrician. The subtext is class, and the line plays it sideways. Goats signal rural practicality, a family that makes do; Shakespeare commentaries signal aspiration, obsession, or a parent who treated culture as necessity rather than ornament. Put together, they create a kind of British hybridity: earth under the fingernails, canon on the shelves.

As an actor, Dance also understands character in props. This sentence is basically production design for a biography: a set dressing detail that implies temperament, education, and a household's values without explaining any of them. The humor isn't cruel; it's dry, observational, a quick portrait of a world where the sublime and the everyday share the same room.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dance, Charles. (2026, January 17). We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-had-five-goats-two-dogs-a-cat-and-racks-of-38916/

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Dance, Charles. "We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-had-five-goats-two-dogs-a-cat-and-racks-of-38916/.

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"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-had-five-goats-two-dogs-a-cat-and-racks-of-38916/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.

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Charles Dance (born October 10, 1946) is a Actor from England.

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