"We have newsreaders behaving like actors, lowering their voices if it's a sad story, as if we didn't know it's a sad story. There isn't a single cool newsreader"
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The barb lands because it comes from an actor. Baker knows exactly what technique sounds like. He’s not anti-feeling; he’s anti-telegraphing. When emotion is signposted too clearly, it starts to read as self-conscious, even self-serving: the anchor isn’t inhabiting the story so much as auditioning a persona of care. That’s the subtext of “as if we didn’t know it’s a sad story” - a jab at the audience being treated as dull, or worse, as consumers who need constant guidance to keep watching.
“There isn’t a single cool newsreader” is nostalgia sharpened into critique. “Cool” here means restrained, unflappable, capable of letting facts generate their own gravity. Baker is mourning a lost aesthetic of neutrality, but he’s also diagnosing a media environment where attention is won through tone, intimacy, and performance. The line reads like a joke; it’s really a warning about what happens when news starts acting like entertainment that happens to be true.
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Baker, Tom. (n.d.). We have newsreaders behaving like actors, lowering their voices if it's a sad story, as if we didn't know it's a sad story. There isn't a single cool newsreader. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-have-newsreaders-behaving-like-actors-lowering-83783/
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Baker, Tom. "We have newsreaders behaving like actors, lowering their voices if it's a sad story, as if we didn't know it's a sad story. There isn't a single cool newsreader." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-have-newsreaders-behaving-like-actors-lowering-83783/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We have newsreaders behaving like actors, lowering their voices if it's a sad story, as if we didn't know it's a sad story. There isn't a single cool newsreader." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-have-newsreaders-behaving-like-actors-lowering-83783/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.





