"We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics"
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That line lands like a friendly toast and then quietly flips the table. Bill Vaughan, a mid-century American journalist with a knack for domestic wit, uses the picnic - the most wholesome symbol of human leisure - to smuggle in a bleak little forecast: we are not the planet's final management. The joke works because it treats insect supremacy as inevitable, not as sci-fi. No apocalypse, no heroism, just a change in administration.
The intent is comic deflation. Humans pride themselves on being the species with plans, progress, and property; Vaughan answers with a scale shift. Insects do not need our philosophy, only our leftovers. The "gratitude" is the razor: it assumes insects will inherit our sentimental rituals, our moral accounting, our need to feel appreciated. That's the anthropomorphic trap. By pretending the future conquerors might be touched by our generosity, he exposes how eager we are to cast ourselves as benevolent hosts even when we're merely messy eaters dropping crumbs.
Context matters: Vaughan wrote in an era when suburban abundance and outdoor leisure were marketing ideals, while pesticides and "bug wars" were sold as modern triumphs. The line punctures that confidence. Picnics, in his framing, are treaties we didn't know we were signing: we feed the tiny, tireless majority and call it recreation. It's a one-liner with an ecological aftertaste - funny because it's absurd, uncomfortable because it's plausible.
The intent is comic deflation. Humans pride themselves on being the species with plans, progress, and property; Vaughan answers with a scale shift. Insects do not need our philosophy, only our leftovers. The "gratitude" is the razor: it assumes insects will inherit our sentimental rituals, our moral accounting, our need to feel appreciated. That's the anthropomorphic trap. By pretending the future conquerors might be touched by our generosity, he exposes how eager we are to cast ourselves as benevolent hosts even when we're merely messy eaters dropping crumbs.
Context matters: Vaughan wrote in an era when suburban abundance and outdoor leisure were marketing ideals, while pesticides and "bug wars" were sold as modern triumphs. The line punctures that confidence. Picnics, in his framing, are treaties we didn't know we were signing: we feed the tiny, tireless majority and call it recreation. It's a one-liner with an ecological aftertaste - funny because it's absurd, uncomfortable because it's plausible.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Attributed to Bill Vaughan (American columnist); commonly cited aphorism noted on Bill Vaughan’s Wikiquote page. |
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