"We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished"
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The specific intent is less revolution than exposure. By targeting the President, Vice President, and Speaker, Norton aims straight at the symbols of federal authority, suggesting they are, at best, roles propped up by collective belief and habit. The subtext reads like a Victorian-era shitpost with a serious edge: if offices can claim power through paper, titles, and ritual, why can’t a man in San Francisco do the same? His decree mocks the fragility of institutional reverence, especially in a young republic still auditioning for gravitas.
Context matters: mid-19th-century America was loud with corruption, partisan brawls, and postwar anxiety. Norton’s public persona offered a comic counter-government that people could play along with, a satirical pressure valve. The line isn’t just absurd; it’s an indictment delivered in costume, letting citizens laugh at authority without pretending authority is harmless.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Norton, Joshua A. (2026, January 16). We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-norton-i-do-hereby-decree-that-the-offices-of-115149/
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Norton, Joshua A. "We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-norton-i-do-hereby-decree-that-the-offices-of-115149/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-norton-i-do-hereby-decree-that-the-offices-of-115149/. Accessed 27 Feb. 2026.


