"We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation"
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Shaw’s line lands like a polite invitation that turns, mid-sentence, into a threat. The prim setup - “We should all be obliged” - borrows the language of civic duty and bureaucratic tidiness, as if life were just another form to renew. Then he tightens the screws: a “board” convenes not to review your taxes or your driver’s license, but your right to keep breathing. The closing flourish, “on pain of liquidation,” is a deliberately chilling corporate euphemism for killing, exposing how institutional language can sanitize violence when it’s dressed up as efficiency.
The intent isn’t a literal policy proposal so much as a stress test for complacency. Shaw, the socialist dramatist who loved puncturing Victorian respectability, is needling both the idle rich and a society that treats human worth as a ledger entry. The subtext is double-edged: it skewers the privileged fear that their unearned comforts might finally require a defense, and it mocks technocratic fantasies that social problems can be solved by committees empowered to “optimize” the population.
Context matters. Shaw wrote amid arguments about welfare, labor, and “national efficiency,” when eugenic ideas and state planning floated uncomfortably close to mainstream reform talk. He weaponizes that atmosphere by pushing its logic to an obscene extreme: if you start measuring citizens by usefulness, why not formalize the audit - and tidy away the “unproductive”? The quote works because it’s funny in the way a guillotine joke is funny: the laughter catches in the throat, and that catch is the point.
The intent isn’t a literal policy proposal so much as a stress test for complacency. Shaw, the socialist dramatist who loved puncturing Victorian respectability, is needling both the idle rich and a society that treats human worth as a ledger entry. The subtext is double-edged: it skewers the privileged fear that their unearned comforts might finally require a defense, and it mocks technocratic fantasies that social problems can be solved by committees empowered to “optimize” the population.
Context matters. Shaw wrote amid arguments about welfare, labor, and “national efficiency,” when eugenic ideas and state planning floated uncomfortably close to mainstream reform talk. He weaponizes that atmosphere by pushing its logic to an obscene extreme: if you start measuring citizens by usefulness, why not formalize the audit - and tidy away the “unproductive”? The quote works because it’s funny in the way a guillotine joke is funny: the laughter catches in the throat, and that catch is the point.
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