"We went to - I guess it was a legitimate boiler room, and I sat in front of this guy who literally was on the phone with two people at once. They call it double fisting!"
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The image is the point: a man “literally… on the phone with two people at once.” Ribisi frames it like a magic trick, the kind of virtuoso multitasking that, in another context, might be admired. Here it becomes a performance of extraction. The detail does cultural work because it collapses abstraction - markets, deals, sales pipelines - into a single sweaty act of manipulation. Two voices in two ears, two scripts, one goal.
Then comes the punchline: “They call it double fisting.” It’s slangy, a little vulgar, a phrase borrowed from drinking or sex, and that’s exactly why it hits. It exposes the swagger baked into the hustle, the way exploitative labor gets rechristened as bravado. Ribisi’s intent is observational, but the subtext is indictment: finance-as-theater, masculinity-as-metric, and a workplace that gamifies pressure until ethics are just background noise.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ribisi, Giovanni. (2026, February 19). We went to - I guess it was a legitimate boiler room, and I sat in front of this guy who literally was on the phone with two people at once. They call it double fisting! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-went-to-i-guess-it-was-a-legitimate-boiler-54509/
Chicago Style
Ribisi, Giovanni. "We went to - I guess it was a legitimate boiler room, and I sat in front of this guy who literally was on the phone with two people at once. They call it double fisting!" FixQuotes. February 19, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-went-to-i-guess-it-was-a-legitimate-boiler-54509/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We went to - I guess it was a legitimate boiler room, and I sat in front of this guy who literally was on the phone with two people at once. They call it double fisting!" FixQuotes, 19 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-went-to-i-guess-it-was-a-legitimate-boiler-54509/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.




