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Creativity Quote by Simon Le Bon

"We were five heterosexual, good-looking men. We competed against each other for the sexiest girls... I won"

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The brag is the bait; the punchline is the tell. Simon Le Bon’s line flexes with the easy swagger of a pop frontman, then tilts into something knowingly absurd: “five heterosexual, good-looking men” sounds like an overlit press-kit description of masculinity, so polished it becomes slightly ridiculous. By the time he lands on “I won,” he’s not just claiming romantic victory; he’s summarizing an entire 1980s celebrity economy where desire is scored like a chart position.

The intent reads as half-confession, half performance. Le Bon frames heterosexuality and looks as credentials, as if the band’s appeal required an official stamp of “normal” male appetite. That little insistence signals the cultural pressure of the era: new-wave and “pretty” male stars were constantly policed for authenticity, their desirability treated as suspicious unless it was loudly directed at women. Saying it outright is a defensive move dressed up as a joke.

The subtext is competition masquerading as camaraderie. “We competed against each other” turns bandlife into a locker-room tournament, but it also exposes the insecurity beneath the glamour: even inside a successful group, validation is scarce enough to be fought over. “The sexiest girls” aren’t individuals in the sentence; they’re trophies, shorthand for status, access, and proof that the machine is working.

Context matters: Duran Duran’s peak coincided with MTV’s visual regime, when being seen was as important as being heard. Le Bon’s “I won” is less a romantic claim than a media-age metric: fame converts into desirability, and desirability becomes a scoreboard you’re expected to narrate.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Bon, Simon Le. (2026, January 16). We were five heterosexual, good-looking men. We competed against each other for the sexiest girls... I won. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-were-five-heterosexual-good-looking-men-we-126485/

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Bon, Simon Le. "We were five heterosexual, good-looking men. We competed against each other for the sexiest girls... I won." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-were-five-heterosexual-good-looking-men-we-126485/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We were five heterosexual, good-looking men. We competed against each other for the sexiest girls... I won." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-were-five-heterosexual-good-looking-men-we-126485/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Simon Le Bon (born October 27, 1958) is a Musician from England.

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