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Daily Inspiration Quote by Uta Hagen

"We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare"

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The line lands like a rimshot on America’s prudish theater culture: language gets policed not by harm or meaning, but by pedigree. Uta Hagen isn’t reminiscing about cute backstage euphemisms; she’s exposing a system where “taste” is really just a costume change. “Screw” is too blunt, too modern, too honest about what it’s doing. “Hump the hostess” is objectively cruder, but it smuggles itself past the censors on a Shakespearean passport. The joke is that the gatekeepers don’t actually protect decency; they protect a particular class-coded idea of refinement.

Hagen’s background matters. As an actress trained in an era when stage language was regulated by committees, sponsors, and conservative moral expectations, she watched institutions enforce “standards” while performers and writers learned to game them. The quote captures the actor’s daily reality: you’re not just interpreting text, you’re negotiating the invisible rules around it. It’s also a quiet defense of theatrical truth-telling. Hagen spent her life arguing for honesty in performance, and here she points to how easily “honesty” gets flattened into approved vocabulary.

The subtext bites: if you can launder vulgarity through the canon, then the canon isn’t elevating us - it’s being used as a shield for hypocrisy. Shakespeare becomes less a moral beacon than a loophole. Hagen’s punchline is a cultural diagnosis: we confuse literary prestige with virtue, and we let that confusion decide what can be said out loud.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hagen, Uta. (2026, January 14). We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-were-not-allowed-to-say-screw-but-we-could-say-166388/

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Hagen, Uta. "We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-were-not-allowed-to-say-screw-but-we-could-say-166388/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-were-not-allowed-to-say-screw-but-we-could-say-166388/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Uta Hagen (June 12, 1919 - January 14, 2004) was a Actress from Germany.

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