"We were so bad last year, the cheerleaders stayed home and phoned in the cheers"
About this Quote
The joke works because it flips the usual hierarchy. Players are supposed to need cheerleaders; here, the cheerleaders need a reason to cheer, and the team fails to supply it. That reversal exposes an unspoken truth about sports as entertainment: morale is not an infinite resource. It’s produced, maintained, and spent, and a truly awful season burns through it faster than any scoreboard can track.
There’s also a subtle comment on crowd psychology. Cheering isn’t just encouragement; it’s social proof. It tells fans at home that the product on the field is worth investing in. A “phoned in” cheer suggests an audience going through the motions, a community still attached to the identity of the team but unwilling to offer genuine emotional labor.
Contextually, it’s a classic locker-room line: humor as damage control. Instead of romanticizing grit, Williams uses a punchline to make failure discussable, even shareable. It’s not despair. It’s survival with timing.
Quote Details
| Topic | Defeat |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite | Cite this Quote |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Williams, Pat. (2026, January 16). We were so bad last year, the cheerleaders stayed home and phoned in the cheers. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-were-so-bad-last-year-the-cheerleaders-stayed-118803/
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Williams, Pat. "We were so bad last year, the cheerleaders stayed home and phoned in the cheers." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-were-so-bad-last-year-the-cheerleaders-stayed-118803/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We were so bad last year, the cheerleaders stayed home and phoned in the cheers." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/we-were-so-bad-last-year-the-cheerleaders-stayed-118803/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.


