"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless"
About this Quote
“Completely pointless” is the dagger. It’s not just permission to relax; it’s a demand that your off-hours be free of instrumental value. Not “restorative,” not “good for your mental health,” not “a chance to recharge.” Those are respectable reasons - and that respectability is the trap. Watterson’s humor calls out how quickly capitalism and ambition colonize pleasure, turning hobbies into side hustles and downtime into “self-care routines” with KPIs.
Context matters: Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes is basically a long-running defense of imagination against adult utilitarianism. The strip’s kids build snowmen, wage cardboard wars, and stare at clouds with the solemnity of scientists - activities that are “pointless” only if you accept the adult premise that value must be measurable. Watterson isn’t romanticizing laziness so much as drawing a boundary: a weekend that “counts” is one that belongs to you, not to your résumé, your inbox, or your future self.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Bill Watterson — attributed quote listed on Wikiquote: "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." (Calvin and Hobbes attribution) |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Watterson, Bill. (2026, January 18). Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weekends-dont-count-unless-you-spend-them-doing-5014/
Chicago Style
Watterson, Bill. "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weekends-dont-count-unless-you-spend-them-doing-5014/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weekends-dont-count-unless-you-spend-them-doing-5014/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.








