"Well, as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out"
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Waddell, a broadcaster steeped in darts culture, knew his audience: people who respect nerve but distrust self-help sanctimony. So he smuggles a pep talk inside a throwaway gag, the way a good commentator slips authority into banter. The grammatical looseness (“you don’t get no”) is doing cultural work too. It signals this isn’t coming from a podium; it’s coming from someone alongside you, pint in hand, translating pressure into humor.
The subtext is about performing courage under watchful eyes. In darts - and in entertainment itself - you don’t get rewarded for caution. You step up, you risk looking foolish, you commit. The giraffe metaphor flatters that leap: what feels like reckless exposure is reframed as the only sensible way to reach what everyone wants. It’s optimism with its elbows out, a working-class version of “fortune favors the bold” that refuses to sound like it’s trying to impress you.
That’s the intent: make bravery feel ordinary, even inevitable, by making the lesson laughable first.
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Waddell, Sid. (2026, February 16). Well, as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-as-giraffes-say-you-dont-get-no-leaves-121472/
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"Well, as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-as-giraffes-say-you-dont-get-no-leaves-121472/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.













