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Nature & Animals Quote by Colin Mochrie

"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?"

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A river full of dying fish is the kind of headline that begs for grief, rage, or at least a sober investigative tone. Colin Mochrie swerves hard in the other direction, snapping the moment into a pun so aggressively corny it becomes its own critique: “Could this be an act of cod?” The joke works because it commits to the worst possible wordplay at the most inappropriate time, and that mismatch is the engine. It’s gallows humor for an ecological crisis, delivered with the clean timing of an improv comic who knows that tension is a resource to be spent.

The specific intent is misdirection. You’re set up for a serious causal question (pollution, sabotage, climate-driven oxygen loss), then the punchline converts catastrophe into a fish-shaped legal phrase, parodying the language of criminality and officialdom. “Act of God” is what institutions reach for when they want to shrug, absolve, or move liability off the ledger. By swapping God for cod, Mochrie turns that bureaucratic cop-out into a literal fish story. The subtext: when disaster hits, our public speech can get weirdly evasive, smoothing trauma into slogans or technicalities.

Context matters. Mochrie’s Whose Line persona trades in deadpan absurdity, and this line feels like a riff from a prompt about environmental doom. It’s not activism; it’s a pressure valve. The laugh isn’t permission to ignore the dying fish, it’s a quick, uncomfortable reminder of how easily we metabolize alarming news into entertainment - especially when the wordplay is this shameless.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Mochrie, Colin. (n.d.). Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-it-seems-all-the-fish-in-the-rivers-are-140450/

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Mochrie, Colin. "Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?" FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-it-seems-all-the-fish-in-the-rivers-are-140450/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?" FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/well-it-seems-all-the-fish-in-the-rivers-are-140450/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.

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Colin Mochrie (born November 30, 1957) is a Actor from Scotland.

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