"We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'"
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The house-burning line is doing double duty. On the surface, it’s cartoonishly extreme, the sort of hyperbolic menace that mirrors the moral panics and rumored retaliation that sometimes trail controversial satire. Underneath, it gestures at a real entertainment-industry dynamic: legal muscle, PR pressure, and soft blacklisting can function like arson without the flames. Parker’s answer - “We’ll just get another one” - is both gallows humor and a flex of privilege: creative freedom backstopped by money, fame, and a platform sturdy enough to absorb blowback.
Context matters because South Park’s posture has always been anti-tribal, equal-opportunity irreverence, with Scientology as a particularly charged target given its celebrity aura and reputation for litigiousness. The intent isn’t merely to “mock a religion”; it’s to puncture the idea that any belief system, especially one intertwined with power, can place itself beyond parody. The subtext is blunt: if intimidation works, satire loses. So they perform indifference until it becomes a shield.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Parker, Trey. (2026, January 16). We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/were-the-guys-who-if-someone-says-you-really-129649/
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Parker, Trey. "We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/were-the-guys-who-if-someone-says-you-really-129649/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/were-the-guys-who-if-someone-says-you-really-129649/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.




