"We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist"
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The subtext is less about Schlessinger personally than about the absurdity of amateur diagnosis as a spectator sport. “We all know how not to play a psychiatrist” flips the usual self-help promise on its head. Advice radio sells the fantasy that you can fix strangers in three minutes; Down suggests the only real lesson is how ugly that performance can get when moral certainty masquerades as care. It’s a swipe at the cultural appetite for simplified psychology - the tidy diagnosis, the guilt-driven prescription, the smugness of being right.
Context matters: Dr. Laura peaked as a 1990s-2000s phenomenon, when talk radio and daytime TV made therapy-speak mainstream and punitive. Down, speaking from within celebrity culture, implicitly contrasts lived messiness with the broadcast urge to reduce people to a “case.” The joke works because it’s not just funny; it’s a refusal to grant authority to the loudest voice in the room.
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Down, Lesley-Anne. (2026, January 15). We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weve-all-listened-to-dr-laura-schlessinger-havent-170398/
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Down, Lesley-Anne. "We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weve-all-listened-to-dr-laura-schlessinger-havent-170398/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We've all listened to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, haven't we? We all know how not to play a psychiatrist." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weve-all-listened-to-dr-laura-schlessinger-havent-170398/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.






