"We've got gays working there. If they can demonstrate long-term relationships, we make same-sex benefits available just as we do with common-law marriages. Gays are productive people. Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries"
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The pivot to “just as we do with common-law marriages” is deliberate triangulation. It borrows legitimacy from a familiar, hetero-adjacent category, implying that same-sex couples can be folded into the existing moral order rather than recognized on their own terms. That’s both a concession and a containment strategy: inclusion, but only through a gate that validates stability, domesticity, and productivity.
“Gays are productive people” lands as a compliment with a ledger attached. It’s acceptance conditional on economic usefulness, the market-friendly version of dignity. The final line - “Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries” - is folksy, almost comic, and very strategic. It normalizes by scattering gay people across stereotypically “regular” jobs, anchoring them in competence and everyday labor. In a brewery exec’s mouth, it also nudges the audience: these are the people making your products and moving your planes; calm down.
The subtext is corporate America in transition: equality framed not as justice, but as operational common sense.
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| Topic | Equality |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Coors, Pete. (2026, January 16). We've got gays working there. If they can demonstrate long-term relationships, we make same-sex benefits available just as we do with common-law marriages. Gays are productive people. Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weve-got-gays-working-there-if-they-can-115073/
Chicago Style
Coors, Pete. "We've got gays working there. If they can demonstrate long-term relationships, we make same-sex benefits available just as we do with common-law marriages. Gays are productive people. Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weve-got-gays-working-there-if-they-can-115073/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"We've got gays working there. If they can demonstrate long-term relationships, we make same-sex benefits available just as we do with common-law marriages. Gays are productive people. Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/weve-got-gays-working-there-if-they-can-115073/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.
