"We've got gays working there. If they can demonstrate long-term relationships, we make same-sex benefits available just as we do with common-law marriages. Gays are productive people. Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries"
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Coors is trying to sound matter-of-factly tolerant, and that pragmatism is the tell. The message isn’t liberation; it’s managerial permission. By framing same-sex benefits as a policy triggered by “long-term relationships,” he translates a civil rights dispute into HR criteria, the corporate equivalent of “don’t make it weird.” It’s a rhetorical move aimed less at LGBTQ people than at anxious stakeholders: employees, customers, and conservative critics who might accept equality if it arrives wearing paperwork and precedent.
The pivot to “just as we do with common-law marriages” is deliberate triangulation. It borrows legitimacy from a familiar, hetero-adjacent category, implying that same-sex couples can be folded into the existing moral order rather than recognized on their own terms. That’s both a concession and a containment strategy: inclusion, but only through a gate that validates stability, domesticity, and productivity.
“Gays are productive people” lands as a compliment with a ledger attached. It’s acceptance conditional on economic usefulness, the market-friendly version of dignity. The final line - “Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries” - is folksy, almost comic, and very strategic. It normalizes by scattering gay people across stereotypically “regular” jobs, anchoring them in competence and everyday labor. In a brewery exec’s mouth, it also nudges the audience: these are the people making your products and moving your planes; calm down.
The subtext is corporate America in transition: equality framed not as justice, but as operational common sense.
The pivot to “just as we do with common-law marriages” is deliberate triangulation. It borrows legitimacy from a familiar, hetero-adjacent category, implying that same-sex couples can be folded into the existing moral order rather than recognized on their own terms. That’s both a concession and a containment strategy: inclusion, but only through a gate that validates stability, domesticity, and productivity.
“Gays are productive people” lands as a compliment with a ledger attached. It’s acceptance conditional on economic usefulness, the market-friendly version of dignity. The final line - “Some fly airplanes, some work in breweries” - is folksy, almost comic, and very strategic. It normalizes by scattering gay people across stereotypically “regular” jobs, anchoring them in competence and everyday labor. In a brewery exec’s mouth, it also nudges the audience: these are the people making your products and moving your planes; calm down.
The subtext is corporate America in transition: equality framed not as justice, but as operational common sense.
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