"What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it"
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What looks like a throwaway jab is really a surgical critique of “discovery” as a PR problem: the moment Columbus “mentions it,” the catastrophe begins. Margot Asquith’s line runs on the smug mechanics of empire, where a place can exist perfectly well until it’s converted into a story powerful people can repeat. The pity isn’t that America was found; it’s that it was advertised.
The wit works because it flips the heroic script. Columbus isn’t condemned with moral thunder; he’s reduced to a blabbermouth whose big mistake was opening his mouth. That comic minimization is the point. It turns conquest into gossip, colonization into an avoidable social blunder, and in doing so makes the violence of expansion feel even more chilling: history as the consequence of someone “mentioning” an opportunity.
Asquith, a famously sharp-tongued British society figure writing in the long shadow of Victorian imperial self-confidence and early 20th-century disillusion, is also needling her own class. The line reads like a drawing-room quip, but the drawing room is implicated: polite conversation is where empires get normalized, where exploitation gets reframed as adventure and “civilization.” The joke quietly acknowledges what genteel culture prefers to evade: that the New World’s “discovery” is inseparable from extraction, displacement, and the relentless appetite of European states.
It lands because it treats colonial history as media logic. Information travels, interests follow, and the innocent-sounding act of naming becomes a trigger for possession. The punchline is a thesis about power: once something is narratable, it becomes claimable.
The wit works because it flips the heroic script. Columbus isn’t condemned with moral thunder; he’s reduced to a blabbermouth whose big mistake was opening his mouth. That comic minimization is the point. It turns conquest into gossip, colonization into an avoidable social blunder, and in doing so makes the violence of expansion feel even more chilling: history as the consequence of someone “mentioning” an opportunity.
Asquith, a famously sharp-tongued British society figure writing in the long shadow of Victorian imperial self-confidence and early 20th-century disillusion, is also needling her own class. The line reads like a drawing-room quip, but the drawing room is implicated: polite conversation is where empires get normalized, where exploitation gets reframed as adventure and “civilization.” The joke quietly acknowledges what genteel culture prefers to evade: that the New World’s “discovery” is inseparable from extraction, displacement, and the relentless appetite of European states.
It lands because it treats colonial history as media logic. Information travels, interests follow, and the innocent-sounding act of naming becomes a trigger for possession. The punchline is a thesis about power: once something is narratable, it becomes claimable.
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