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Success Quote by Bill Veeck

"What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat"

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Showmanship here isn’t garnish; it’s the product. Veeck frames his ambition as an existential problem - how to manufacture a moment so unprecedented it becomes unstealable intellectual property. The punchline lands with the breezy confidence of a carnival barker who’s already counted the receipts: “perfectly obvious.” That phrase is doing the real work. It normalizes a deeply transgressive idea by presenting it as common sense, the kind of “obvious” solution that only exists inside a mind trained to treat public attention as a resource to be mined.

The specific intent is clear: break through the noise. Baseball, for all its mythology, is an entertainment business that sells novelty as much as skill, and Veeck understood that the game’s rituals are also a stage set. Sending “a midget up to bat” (his era’s term, now widely recognized as dehumanizing) is less a strategy than a hack: exploit the rulebook, trigger headlines, force the sport to react on your timetable.

The subtext is harsher. A person becomes a gimmick, a body turned into a loophole and a spectacle. Veeck’s self-questioning - “What can I do?” - centers the impresario’s creativity, not the human cost. That’s the cynicism of mid-century promotional culture: if the crowd gasps, it “works.”

Context matters: Veeck was famous for stunts and for treating the ballpark like live theater, pushing against baseball’s patrician self-image. The quote captures the tension he helped define - between a sport that pretends to be timeless and an industry that survives by selling the next thing no one’s “seen before.”

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Veeck, Bill. (2026, January 17). What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-can-i-do-i-asked-myself-that-is-so-49318/

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Veeck, Bill. "What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-can-i-do-i-asked-myself-that-is-so-49318/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-can-i-do-i-asked-myself-that-is-so-49318/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Bill Veeck (February 9, 1914 - January 2, 1986) was a Businessman from USA.

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