"What I've been telling everyone that loves Carolina football is that we are going to put a team out there that, number one, is in good shape. We're going to be fit, we are going to be able to play the whole game and we're not going to poop out"
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Then comes the Spurrier trademark: the locker-room punchline that doubles as an indictment. “We’re not going to poop out” is comedy as accountability. It lowers the temperature, makes the message repeatable on talk radio, and softens the criticism without hiding it. Everyone knows what he means: late-game collapses, mental lapses, the slow leak of confidence when a team realizes it can’t hold up. By phrasing it in a schoolyard idiom, he invites buy-in from a broad fan base while warning his roster that excuses are about to get very small.
Context matters: Spurrier’s persona is the confident provocateur who talks like he’s already won. Here he’s using that credibility to reframe expectations. Not “we’ll win the East,” but “we’ll be able to play the whole game.” It’s a modest vow that quietly aims higher: discipline first, swagger later.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Spurrier, Steve. (2026, January 16). What I've been telling everyone that loves Carolina football is that we are going to put a team out there that, number one, is in good shape. We're going to be fit, we are going to be able to play the whole game and we're not going to poop out. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-ive-been-telling-everyone-that-loves-97550/
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Spurrier, Steve. "What I've been telling everyone that loves Carolina football is that we are going to put a team out there that, number one, is in good shape. We're going to be fit, we are going to be able to play the whole game and we're not going to poop out." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-ive-been-telling-everyone-that-loves-97550/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"What I've been telling everyone that loves Carolina football is that we are going to put a team out there that, number one, is in good shape. We're going to be fit, we are going to be able to play the whole game and we're not going to poop out." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-ive-been-telling-everyone-that-loves-97550/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






