"What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes"
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The intent is twofold. First, intimidation-by-absurdity: if the world is coming for him, he’ll respond with a persona so outsized it can’t be pinned down. Second, recruitment: “guys like you and I and Nails” widens the frame from lone celebrity meltdown to a tribe of “gnarly gnarlingtons,” an in-group bonded by chaos and loyalty. It’s cult language without the doctrine, identity without the ideology.
Subtextually, “Print that” is a dare aimed at the media machine that feeds on him. He knows the quote is unprintable in any rational sense, yet perfectly printable as spectacle. “See where that goes” is both threat and wink: he’s betting that virality will outrun scrutiny.
Context matters: this came during Sheen’s infamous 2011 spiral-turned-press-tour, when he weaponized interviews as performance art. The line captures a pop-cultural inflection point when celebrity stopped being managed and started being livestreamed: breakdown as brand, incoherence as content, and the camera as accomplice.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Sheen, Charlie. (2026, January 17). What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-theyre-not-ready-for-is-guys-like-you-and-i-35164/
Chicago Style
Sheen, Charlie. "What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-theyre-not-ready-for-is-guys-like-you-and-i-35164/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-theyre-not-ready-for-is-guys-like-you-and-i-35164/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.






