"What was really funny is that, as I got older, all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating"
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The line “what was really funny” signals the strategy: not bitterness, not a TED Talk about bullying, but controlled mockery. The guys who tried to diminish him end up rewriting their own relationship to him, not because they’ve matured morally, but because they want access - “they wanted to meet all the girls.” That’s the subtextual jab. Their sudden friendliness isn’t an apology; it’s opportunism, the same adolescent social economy, just with new incentives.
Context matters: Hamilton came up in an era when male skaters were routinely read through a homophobic lens by peers and sometimes audiences. His anecdote captures how quickly “masculinity” becomes negotiable when status is at stake. The quote works because it refuses to plead for acceptance; it narrates revenge as social comedy. He doesn’t need to reclaim the word “sissy.” He just shows who benefited from his difference all along.
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| Topic | Funny Friendship |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hamilton, Scott. (2026, February 16). What was really funny is that, as I got older, all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-was-really-funny-is-that-as-i-got-older-all-157267/
Chicago Style
Hamilton, Scott. "What was really funny is that, as I got older, all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-was-really-funny-is-that-as-i-got-older-all-157267/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"What was really funny is that, as I got older, all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/what-was-really-funny-is-that-as-i-got-older-all-157267/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.




