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Faith & Spirit Quote by William James

"Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind!"

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Academic life runs on a quiet, self-serving premise: reality must be discussable at length, or it barely counts as reality. William James is skewering that premise with the genial cruelty of someone who has spent too much time inside seminar rooms. The jab isn’t at complexity itself; it’s at the professional incentive to prefer systems that keep the machine humming. If your universe can be “definable in two sentences,” you can’t build a career on it, can’t footnote it into a syllabus, can’t turn it into a disputation that refills the journal pipeline. So the professor, James implies, develops a taste for metaphysical baroque: big architectures, endless distinctions, arguments that are never allowed to finish because finishing would be economically disastrous.

The subtext is pragmatist and faintly moral. James’s philosophy is famous for asking what beliefs are for - what they do in lived experience. Here he’s applying that test to the professoriate: what does a complicated “universe” do? It creates employment, status, and a kind of intellectual self-respect that depends on scorning “cheap” clarity. That last phrase is the sting. “Cheap” doesn’t mean false; it means insufficiently remunerative in cultural capital.

Context matters: James is writing at a moment when American philosophy is professionalizing, importing Germanic system-building and rewarding abstraction as seriousness. His irony exposes how “seriousness” can become an aesthetic - and a career strategy - masquerading as truth-seeking.

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James, William. (2026, January 17). Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whatever-universe-a-professor-believes-in-must-at-25123/

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James, William. "Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind!" FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whatever-universe-a-professor-believes-in-must-at-25123/.

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"Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind!" FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whatever-universe-a-professor-believes-in-must-at-25123/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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William James (January 11, 1842 - August 26, 1910) was a Philosopher from USA.

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