"Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind!"
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The subtext is pragmatist and faintly moral. James’s philosophy is famous for asking what beliefs are for - what they do in lived experience. Here he’s applying that test to the professoriate: what does a complicated “universe” do? It creates employment, status, and a kind of intellectual self-respect that depends on scorning “cheap” clarity. That last phrase is the sting. “Cheap” doesn’t mean false; it means insufficiently remunerative in cultural capital.
Context matters: James is writing at a moment when American philosophy is professionalizing, importing Germanic system-building and rewarding abstraction as seriousness. His irony exposes how “seriousness” can become an aesthetic - and a career strategy - masquerading as truth-seeking.
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James, William. (2026, January 17). Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whatever-universe-a-professor-believes-in-must-at-25123/
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James, William. "Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind!" FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whatever-universe-a-professor-believes-in-must-at-25123/.
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"Whatever universe a professor believes in must at any rate be a universe that lends itself to lengthy discourse. A universe definable in two sentences is something for which the professorial intellect has no use. No faith in anything of that cheap kind!" FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whatever-universe-a-professor-believes-in-must-at-25123/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






