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Marriage Quote by Prince Philip

"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife"

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A perfect little grenade of social comedy: Prince Philip takes a supposed gesture of chivalry and flips it into a joke about self-interest. The line works because it pretends to praise old-school manners while quietly declaring them suspect. In this worldview, male politeness isn’t a moral posture; it’s a tell - a sudden outbreak of attentiveness that needs an ulterior motive to make sense.

The construction is classic Philip: binary, brisk, and pointed enough to land before you can argue back. “Either” gives the listener a forced choice, turning a tender image into a diagnostic test. The punch lands on the symmetry of “new car” / “new wife,” making consumer purchase and marital replacement feel uncomfortably adjacent. That’s the subtext: a society where status is maintained through upgrades, and where women can be spoken about with the same casual acquisitiveness as a vehicle. The laugh comes with a wince because the line reveals how easily patriarchal assumptions pass as banter.

Context matters. Philip’s public persona was built on unscripted quips that were frequently charming, frequently disastrous, and almost always revealing. As a royal consort, he had the insulation to be blunt - and the incentive to entertain without ever sounding earnest. The joke also reflects a mid-century masculine code in which fidelity is less a sacred promise than a performance managed by optics: you open the door when you’re still trying to impress, or when you’re compensating for something.

It’s not really about cars. It’s about how “good manners” can function as camouflage for power, novelty, and control.

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Philip, Prince. (2026, January 14). When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-a-man-opens-a-car-door-for-his-wife-its-128710/

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Philip, Prince. "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-a-man-opens-a-car-door-for-his-wife-its-128710/.

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"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-a-man-opens-a-car-door-for-his-wife-its-128710/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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Prince Philip (June 10, 1921 - April 9, 2021) was a Royalty from United Kingdom.

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