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Daily Inspiration Quote by Douglas Horton

"When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something"

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Despair is a luxury the state won’t let you keep. Horton’s jab lands because it yokes two things Americans like to separate: existential ruin and administrative persistence. “When all is lost” sets up a melodramatic, almost pastoral moment - the kind of phrase you’d expect from a clergyman offering solace. Then he swerves hard into the I.R.S., puncturing spiritual language with bureaucratic inevitability. The laugh comes from that whiplash: you can lose your job, your home, your faith in the future, but you can’t lose your paper trail.

The intent isn’t just to dunk on tax collectors; it’s to spotlight how authority survives every personal apocalypse. “They’ll find something” carries a double edge. On the surface, it’s the familiar complaint that the tax man always discovers a balance due, a forgotten form, a technicality. Underneath, it’s a darker observation about modern life: institutions don’t merely outlast individuals, they produce meaning for them. Even in collapse, the system can still classify you, calculate you, and extract from you.

Context matters: Horton lived through the expansion of federal power, the New Deal’s administrative boom, and wartime taxation’s deep reach into ordinary paychecks. For a clergyman, that era also raised a quiet rivalry: church as moral ledger versus government as financial ledger. Horton’s line plays that tension for comedy while admitting who’s more relentless. When the soul feels unaccounted for, the government is happy to do the accounting.

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Douglas Horton (July 27, 1891 - August 21, 1968) was a Clergyman from USA.

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