"When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something"
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The intent isn’t just to dunk on tax collectors; it’s to spotlight how authority survives every personal apocalypse. “They’ll find something” carries a double edge. On the surface, it’s the familiar complaint that the tax man always discovers a balance due, a forgotten form, a technicality. Underneath, it’s a darker observation about modern life: institutions don’t merely outlast individuals, they produce meaning for them. Even in collapse, the system can still classify you, calculate you, and extract from you.
Context matters: Horton lived through the expansion of federal power, the New Deal’s administrative boom, and wartime taxation’s deep reach into ordinary paychecks. For a clergyman, that era also raised a quiet rivalry: church as moral ledger versus government as financial ledger. Horton’s line plays that tension for comedy while admitting who’s more relentless. When the soul feels unaccounted for, the government is happy to do the accounting.
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Horton, Douglas. (2026, January 15). When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-all-is-lost-ask-the-irs-theyll-find-155357/
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Horton, Douglas. "When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-all-is-lost-ask-the-irs-theyll-find-155357/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-all-is-lost-ask-the-irs-theyll-find-155357/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.









