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"When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence"

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Behan turns the machinery of the state into a slapstick routine, and the joke lands because the stakes are real. The line is built on a brutal bureaucratic symmetry: tried, condemned, and presumably executed “in my absence.” By accepting the logic and pushing it one step further - “shoot me in my absence” - he exposes the absurdity of institutions that claim absolute authority while operating on paperwork, hearsay, and procedural momentum.

The specific intent is not just to be funny; it’s to reclaim power. A court-martial is designed to strip a person of agency, reduce him to a case file, and make punishment feel inevitable. Behan’s retort reverses that flow. He refuses to argue innocence or plead for mercy, because those are the state’s preferred scripts. Instead, he mocks the script itself, implying that if justice can proceed without the body, then punishment can, too. The gallows humor becomes a weapon: a way of surviving the intimidation while puncturing the court’s aura.

The subtext is Irish anti-authoritarianism with a playwright’s timing. Coming out of the revolutionary aftershocks - and the internecine discipline of armed movements as much as British rule - “court-martialed” signals not mere law but politics, faction, and the cold efficiency of “examples.” Behan’s Dublin return isn’t homecoming; it’s re-entry into a system that can condemn you without even granting the dignity of presence. His punchline doesn’t deny the violence behind the sentence. It shows how quickly power becomes ridiculous when it forgets the human in front of it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Behan, Brendan. (2026, January 14). When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-came-back-to-dublin-i-was-courtmartialed-29205/

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Behan, Brendan. "When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-came-back-to-dublin-i-was-courtmartialed-29205/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-came-back-to-dublin-i-was-courtmartialed-29205/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Brendan Behan

Brendan Behan (February 9, 1923 - March 20, 1964) was a Dramatist from Ireland.

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