"When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped"
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Raising the watch to your ear is a devastating gesture because it turns boredom into evidence. Youre not just waiting for the lecture to end, youre diagnosing it as so inert it might have killed the clock. The subtext is theatrical: the audience becomes an actor in a rival scene, performing your failure while you stand there trying to perform your competence. Achard makes the hecklers funny, which is also how he regains control. Laughter reasserts hierarchy; if the room laughs with him, the speaker is back in command.
The line also shows a playwrights sensitivity to mechanical time versus lived time. A good performance makes minutes disappear; a bad one makes even machinery seem unreliable. In mid-century French theater culture, where wit and tempo were currency, Achard is defending not ego but craft: if youre going to be bored, at least dont advertise that my rhythm is so dead youre checking for a pulse.
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Achard, Marcel. (2026, January 15). When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-give-a-lecture-i-accept-that-people-look-170166/
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Achard, Marcel. "When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-give-a-lecture-i-accept-that-people-look-170166/.
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"When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-give-a-lecture-i-accept-that-people-look-170166/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




