"When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed"
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That subtext is where the quote earns its staying power. It’s a joke about parenting styles, sure, but it also sketches a working-class worldview: problems are physical, solvable, not to be indulged with talk. Brock, an athlete whose career was built on speed, instinct, and ruthless efficiency, frames his origin story the same way. No therapy, no bedtime reassurances, just a quick adjustment to the environment. The fear isn’t validated; it’s rendered impractical.
There’s also an affectionate bite in the way Brock tells it. He’s not presenting his dad as cruel so much as comically decisive, the kind of man who treats imagination as an opponent you can cut off at the knees. That image tracks with mid-century masculinity: competence as care, stoicism as love language.
As a cultural artifact, it’s a reminder that “solutions” can be a kind of power move. You can fix the problem, or you can fix the person who’s having it. Brock’s joke leaves us laughing at how often adults choose the first and call it wisdom.
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Brock, Lou. (2026, January 16). When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-a-kid-i-used-to-imagine-animals-118547/
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Brock, Lou. "When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-a-kid-i-used-to-imagine-animals-118547/.
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"When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-a-kid-i-used-to-imagine-animals-118547/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.






