"When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap"
About this Quote
Judge's phrasing is doing double duty. The casual "like" and "crap" are the language of someone who has spent a career translating American idiocy into comedy without pretending he's above it. But the pivot to "really cruel" tightens the screw. He links the low-stakes stupidity of boyhood to something darker: when status is the prize, cruelty becomes a shortcut. It's a social logic, not a personal quirk.
In context, this sounds like Judge reverse-engineering the raw material behind Beavis and Butt-Head or the dead-eyed office culture of Office Space: systems that encourage people to confuse transgression with personality. The quote lands because it's both indictment and autopsy. The cruelty isn't an aberration; it's the endgame of a contest where empathy is treated as uncool and the only rule is to top the last guy's stunt.
Quote Details
| Topic | Youth |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Judge, Mike. (2026, January 16). When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-a-kid-it-was-like-who-could-be-the-127782/
Chicago Style
Judge, Mike. "When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-a-kid-it-was-like-who-could-be-the-127782/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-a-kid-it-was-like-who-could-be-the-127782/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









