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Justice & Law Quote by Simon Cowell

"When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me"

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Nostalgia does heavy lifting here, turning a small-time childhood scrape into a morality play about modern Britain. Cowell’s opening image - “pinching apples,” a “smack,” the “local policeman” - is deliberately quaint, almost storybook. It’s not just about discipline; it’s about an imagined social contract where authority is personal, immediate, and on the side of “decent people.” The past is framed as simple because it’s narrated as simple.

The real target is procedural modernity: lawsuits, rights language, bureaucracy, and the sense that common sense has been replaced by paperwork. Cowell isn’t offering a policy argument so much as a cultural mood: the fear that institutions now protect rule-breakers better than they protect the rule-following public. “There is a tendency to punish the victim” is crafted as a punchline masquerading as diagnosis, collapsing complex legal safeguards into a single, catchy inversion.

As an entertainer, Cowell’s authority comes from the role he plays on TV: the blunt judge who says what others won’t. That persona bleeds into the quote. The subtext is, I’m voicing what people privately grumble about. “I worry” is key: it’s affect, not evidence. The burglar “has more rights than me” is a deliberately unfair comparison, designed to spark indignation and solidarity.

Contextually, it echoes tabloid-era anxieties about “compensation culture” and “health and safety gone mad,” where individual incidents become symbols of national decline. The intent is less to debate crime than to reassure a frustrated audience that their frustration is justified.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cowell, Simon. (2026, January 17). When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-young-and-we-got-caught-pinching-75768/

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Cowell, Simon. "When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-young-and-we-got-caught-pinching-75768/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-young-and-we-got-caught-pinching-75768/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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