"When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me"
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The real target is procedural modernity: lawsuits, rights language, bureaucracy, and the sense that common sense has been replaced by paperwork. Cowell isn’t offering a policy argument so much as a cultural mood: the fear that institutions now protect rule-breakers better than they protect the rule-following public. “There is a tendency to punish the victim” is crafted as a punchline masquerading as diagnosis, collapsing complex legal safeguards into a single, catchy inversion.
As an entertainer, Cowell’s authority comes from the role he plays on TV: the blunt judge who says what others won’t. That persona bleeds into the quote. The subtext is, I’m voicing what people privately grumble about. “I worry” is key: it’s affect, not evidence. The burglar “has more rights than me” is a deliberately unfair comparison, designed to spark indignation and solidarity.
Contextually, it echoes tabloid-era anxieties about “compensation culture” and “health and safety gone mad,” where individual incidents become symbols of national decline. The intent is less to debate crime than to reassure a frustrated audience that their frustration is justified.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cowell, Simon. (2026, January 17). When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-young-and-we-got-caught-pinching-75768/
Chicago Style
Cowell, Simon. "When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-young-and-we-got-caught-pinching-75768/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-young-and-we-got-caught-pinching-75768/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





