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Aging & Wisdom Quote by Arturo Toscanini

"When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco"

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Toscanini delivers this like a perfectly timed cutoff: one clean bar of setup, then a punchline that lands with the authority of a conductor dropping the baton. The intent is comic bragging, but the subtext is sharper than it looks. He’s not just dunking on cigarettes; he’s staging a hierarchy of pleasures and insisting he learned it early. Tobacco becomes the dull, lingering note next to the electric shock of first desire. The joke works because it’s less moral lecture than aesthetic judgment: why settle for the cheap, habitual substitute when you’ve tasted the real thing?

As a musician, Toscanini also knows how to make an audience complicit. “Believe me” is a sly aside, an invitation to imagine the scene and laugh along, even as it retroactively polishes his legend into something rakish and decisive. The line turns biography into myth: the great maestro as a man with instinct, taste, and discipline - someone who can discard a vice not through virtue, but through better appetite.

Context matters, too. Coming from a figure who lived through the era when smoking was glamorous, ubiquitous, and socially lubricating, the quip reads as a refusal of the period’s most normalized addiction without sounding pious. It’s anti-tobacco by way of charm, and it lets Toscanini keep what public icons always need: control of the narrative, and the last word.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Toscanini, Arturo. (2026, January 15). When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-young-i-kissed-my-first-woman-and-157764/

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Toscanini, Arturo. "When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-young-i-kissed-my-first-woman-and-157764/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-i-was-young-i-kissed-my-first-woman-and-157764/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Arturo Toscanini (March 25, 1867 - January 16, 1957) was a Musician from Italy.

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