"When I wear high heels I have a great vocabulary and I speak in paragraphs. I'm more eloquent. I plan to wear them more often"
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Meg Ryan’s joke lands because it’s half confession, half indictment: a few inches of leather and suddenly she “has a great vocabulary.” The comedy isn’t just in the exaggeration; it’s in how quickly we recognize the social physics behind it. High heels don’t upgrade the brain, but they do change the room. They alter posture, gait, and the kind of attention a woman gets, which then feeds back into how she performs confidence. Ryan is poking at that loop with the light touch of someone who’s been watched for a living.
The line “I speak in paragraphs” is especially sharp. It frames eloquence as something that can be granted or withheld by presentation, as if the world decides whether you’re allowed to be a full, continuous thought or just a collection of sentences people interrupt. Ryan’s persona, built in an era when rom-com heroines were expected to be charmingly messy but never too forceful, makes the subtext louder: femininity is a costume, and certain costumes buy you authority.
Underneath the wink is a bleak little truth about how credibility works in public. We like to pretend we reward substance, yet we constantly outsource judgment to aesthetic cues. Ryan isn’t celebrating heels as empowerment so much as exposing the bargain: if you want to be heard as “more eloquent,” you may have to dress like the version of yourself that others already respect. The punchline is that it works.
The line “I speak in paragraphs” is especially sharp. It frames eloquence as something that can be granted or withheld by presentation, as if the world decides whether you’re allowed to be a full, continuous thought or just a collection of sentences people interrupt. Ryan’s persona, built in an era when rom-com heroines were expected to be charmingly messy but never too forceful, makes the subtext louder: femininity is a costume, and certain costumes buy you authority.
Underneath the wink is a bleak little truth about how credibility works in public. We like to pretend we reward substance, yet we constantly outsource judgment to aesthetic cues. Ryan isn’t celebrating heels as empowerment so much as exposing the bargain: if you want to be heard as “more eloquent,” you may have to dress like the version of yourself that others already respect. The punchline is that it works.
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