"When it blows here, even the seagulls walk"
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The intent is practical and psychological at once. Faldo isn't just warning you to club up. He's resetting expectations and, in a sly way, redistributing blame. In golf, where the culture prizes composure and personal accountability, extreme wind offers an alibi that still preserves dignity. It's not that you choked; it's that the course turned into a physics experiment. The humor keeps it from sounding like whining, which matters coming from an elite player whose credibility depends on toughness.
Contextually, it taps into the mythology of links golf - coastal courses in Britain and Ireland where wind isn't a variable, it's the main plot. Faldo, a product of that tradition, uses a dead-simple image to signal authenticity: he has played in weather so raw it forces adaptation, humility, and a kind of grim creativity. The subtext is a challenge, too: accept the elements, stop chasing perfection, and learn to play the day you get.
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"When it blows here, even the seagulls walk." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-it-blows-here-even-the-seagulls-walk-126635/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.










