"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer "Present" or "Not guilty""
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The intent is less to accuse any one Senator than to smear the whole chamber with the idea of compromised legitimacy. Roll call is supposed to confirm responsibility: you are here, accountable, on the record. Roosevelt twists it into moral exposure, suggesting Senators show up not to legislate but to manage scandal, to survive the day, to keep their hands technically clean. "Not guilty" is especially pointed because it evokes the Senate's constitutional role in impeachment trials. The subtext: even when they are not formally judging corruption, they are implicitly on trial for it.
Context matters. Roosevelt's era was soaked in battles over patronage, trusts, and the cozy marriage between money and government. Before the 17th Amendment, Senators were selected by state legislatures, a system widely seen as vulnerable to bribery and machine politics. Roosevelt, the self-styled tribune of the "Square Deal", used lines like this to frame reform as a moral cleanup, not mere policy preference. The genius is its simplicity: it turns a routine ritual into a daily plea bargain.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Book of Bastards (Brian Thornton, 2010) modern compilation
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Roosevelt, Theodore. (2026, February 16). When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer "Present" or "Not guilty". FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-they-call-the-roll-in-the-senate-the-36092/
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Roosevelt, Theodore. "When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer "Present" or "Not guilty"." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-they-call-the-roll-in-the-senate-the-36092/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer "Present" or "Not guilty"." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-they-call-the-roll-in-the-senate-the-36092/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

