"When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention"
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The intent is managerial advice stripped of any pretense of dignity. It’s about control, not correction. “Chew him out” is framed as self-care (“You will sleep better”), turning cruelty into a bedtime routine. The punchline is the final twist: “they will appreciate the attention.” That’s the subtextual knife. Johnson is pointing to the perverse economy of proximity to power, where even humiliation can be recoded as intimacy, a sign you matter, a proof you’re inside the room.
Context matters: LBJ’s presidency ran on relentless pressure - the famed “Johnson Treatment,” the physical, verbal, closeness-as-coercion style that helped move votes and break stalemates. This quote exposes the shadow side of that method: domination as a coping mechanism, leadership as a chain of emotional offloading. It works because it admits what leaders rarely confess: the temptation to turn institutional authority into personal catharsis, and the way organizations quietly train people to mistake abuse for belonging.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Johnson, Lyndon B. (2026, January 17). When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-things-havent-gone-well-for-you-call-in-a-8771/
Chicago Style
Johnson, Lyndon B. "When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-things-havent-gone-well-for-you-call-in-a-8771/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-things-havent-gone-well-for-you-call-in-a-8771/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.










