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Leadership Quote by Lyndon B. Johnson

"When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention"

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Power, in Lyndon B. Johnson's hands, wasn’t just a tool for legislation; it was a mood-management system. This line reads like black comedy, but it’s also a brutally practical manual for hierarchy: when the world refuses to cooperate, manufacture a smaller world where you can still win. The “secretary or a staff man” isn’t incidental. LBJ is naming the safest available target - someone close enough to absorb his volatility, distant enough in rank to be unable to return fire.

The intent is managerial advice stripped of any pretense of dignity. It’s about control, not correction. “Chew him out” is framed as self-care (“You will sleep better”), turning cruelty into a bedtime routine. The punchline is the final twist: “they will appreciate the attention.” That’s the subtextual knife. Johnson is pointing to the perverse economy of proximity to power, where even humiliation can be recoded as intimacy, a sign you matter, a proof you’re inside the room.

Context matters: LBJ’s presidency ran on relentless pressure - the famed “Johnson Treatment,” the physical, verbal, closeness-as-coercion style that helped move votes and break stalemates. This quote exposes the shadow side of that method: domination as a coping mechanism, leadership as a chain of emotional offloading. It works because it admits what leaders rarely confess: the temptation to turn institutional authority into personal catharsis, and the way organizations quietly train people to mistake abuse for belonging.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Johnson, Lyndon B. (2026, January 17). When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-things-havent-gone-well-for-you-call-in-a-8771/

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Johnson, Lyndon B. "When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-things-havent-gone-well-for-you-call-in-a-8771/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"When things haven't gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff man and chew him out. You will sleep better and they will appreciate the attention." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-things-havent-gone-well-for-you-call-in-a-8771/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Lyndon B. Johnson (August 27, 1908 - January 22, 1973) was a President from USA.

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