"When you allegorize, you're gonna get everybody saved somehow"
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Allegory is supposed to elevate a story into something larger than itself. LaHaye’s jab flips that premise into an indictment: when you turn narrative into symbols, you start smoothing rough theological edges, and the first edge to go is judgment. “Everybody saved somehow” isn’t a compliment. It’s a warning that allegory can become a loophole machine, a way to smuggle universalist comfort into doctrines built on separation, consequence, and the hard line between the redeemed and the damned.
The intent reads as pastoral and polemical at once. LaHaye, best known for the Left Behind brand of end-times certainty, is defending a literalist posture: prophecy means what it says; hell isn’t a metaphor; salvation isn’t an interpretive vibe. Under that worldview, allegory is not just a literary device but a threat vector. If beasts and bowls and trumpets are “really” about psychological states, empires, or general moral struggle, then Revelation stops being a timetable and becomes a mirror. Mirrors don’t sentence anyone.
The subtext is also about authority. Allegorical reading empowers the reader and the age: it invites historical contingency, nuance, and competing interpretations. Literalism consolidates power by narrowing interpretive options and keeping the stakes clear. LaHaye’s line works because it’s conversational (“you’re gonna”), faintly mocking, and strategically slippery: “everybody” is exaggerated on purpose, implying that once you allow symbolism, you’ve already conceded the whole argument. It’s less a literary critique than a boundary marker for a community that needs its story to stay sharp.
The intent reads as pastoral and polemical at once. LaHaye, best known for the Left Behind brand of end-times certainty, is defending a literalist posture: prophecy means what it says; hell isn’t a metaphor; salvation isn’t an interpretive vibe. Under that worldview, allegory is not just a literary device but a threat vector. If beasts and bowls and trumpets are “really” about psychological states, empires, or general moral struggle, then Revelation stops being a timetable and becomes a mirror. Mirrors don’t sentence anyone.
The subtext is also about authority. Allegorical reading empowers the reader and the age: it invites historical contingency, nuance, and competing interpretations. Literalism consolidates power by narrowing interpretive options and keeping the stakes clear. LaHaye’s line works because it’s conversational (“you’re gonna”), faintly mocking, and strategically slippery: “everybody” is exaggerated on purpose, implying that once you allow symbolism, you’ve already conceded the whole argument. It’s less a literary critique than a boundary marker for a community that needs its story to stay sharp.
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