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Life's Pleasures Quote by Kelly Jones

"When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart"

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Jones is doing the oldest tour-story trick in the book: turning geography into psychology. The line lands because it frames the UK not just as smaller, but as compressed, almost cozy. “Have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes” isn’t a cartographer’s measurement; it’s a musician’s body clock. Travel becomes a blur you can half-sleep through, a routine so familiar it barely registers. That casualness is the point: UK touring reads like shuttling between neighboring rooms at the same house party.

Then he flips to the U.S. and the vibe changes from commute to quest. Calling it a “road trip” imports all the American mythology he doesn’t need to spell out: long highways, empty space, gas stations, the sense that you’ve earned the next city by enduring the miles. The subtext is practical (buses, budgets, recovery time), but also emotional. Distance forces a different relationship to the audience and to your own stamina. You’re not just playing shows; you’re surviving the in-between.

There’s an implicit comment on fame and scale, too. The UK circuit can make a band feel omnipresent fast; the U.S. demands patience, repetition, and a tolerance for being small inside something huge. Jones isn’t boasting or complaining so much as translating two touring cultures: one built for quick hits, the other for endurance. The humor in “two minutes” keeps it light, but the message is workmanlike: space changes the job.

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Jones, Kelly. (2026, January 15). When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-you-are-on-tour-in-the-uk-it-takes-a-few-152539/

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Jones, Kelly. "When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-you-are-on-tour-in-the-uk-it-takes-a-few-152539/.

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"When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/when-you-are-on-tour-in-the-uk-it-takes-a-few-152539/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Kelly Jones (born June 3, 1974) is a Musician from Welsh.

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