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Love & Passion Quote by Samuel Johnson

"Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel"

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Johnson turns bedtime into a moral referendum, and that inflation is the joke and the weapon. Calling an early sleeper a "scoundrel" is willfully disproportionate: the insult belongs to thieves and hypocrites, not sensible people with candles to save and work at dawn. The comedy lands because it’s delivered with the same granite certainty Johnson used for dictionary definitions and ethical pronouncements. He treats a private habit as public vice, parodying moral seriousness even as he indulges it.

The intent is partly convivial. In a coffeehouse-and-salon culture where talk was performance and hours were elastic for the literate male elite, staying up late signaled belonging: you had the leisure, stamina, and company to keep the night alive. Johnson’s line flatters his circle while teasing anyone who might slip away to domestic respectability. It’s an anti-prudence manifesto: bedtime becomes a surrender, not to sleep, but to dullness.

Subtext: resentment toward the disciplined world of schedules and early risers, and a defense of intellectual nocturnality. Johnson himself wrestled with melancholy and irregular habits; the hyperbole can read as self-justification dressed as satire. If you can brand the alternative as wicked, your own vice becomes principle.

Context matters: preindustrial London wasn’t running on standardized time and electric light, so "before twelve" marks not physiological necessity but social choice. The line performs what Johnson did best: use moral language to expose how easily we smuggle status and preference into the vocabulary of virtue.

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Johnson, Samuel. (2026, January 15). Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whoever-thinks-of-going-to-bed-before-twelve-21116/

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Johnson, Samuel. "Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whoever-thinks-of-going-to-bed-before-twelve-21116/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/whoever-thinks-of-going-to-bed-before-twelve-21116/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.

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Samuel Johnson (September 18, 1709 - December 13, 1784) was a Author from England.

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