"Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?"
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Ann Coulter aims for a double-edged jab that works only if the audience remembers two political moments at once. Barack Obama had just selected Joe Biden as his running mate in 2008, and Biden carried both a long Senate resume and a reputation for gaffes and earlier missteps, including the 1987 plagiarism scandal that derailed his first presidential bid. By asking why Obama did not pick someone "respectable", she frames Biden as unserious or ethically compromised. But the punchline turns on the comparison: John Kerry in 2004 chose John Edwards, who by 2008 had been disgraced by revelations of an extramarital affair and deceptions around it. The feigned praise for Kerry sets up an obvious irony; the supposedly respectable choice had, in retrospect, proved anything but.
The line is classic Coulter: sarcastic, compressed, and designed to provoke. She mocks Democrats twice over, first by casting doubt on Biden’s stature and then by reminding listeners that their last vice-presidential pick collapsed under scandal. The humor works through strategic misdirection, pretending to elevate Kerry’s judgment only to pull the rug out with shared knowledge of Edwards’s downfall. It also pokes at the media’s habit of conferring respectability on familiar insiders, suggesting those reputations are fragile or unearned.
Beyond the zinger, the remark reflects campaign-season narratives about character and judgment. Vice-presidential choices are cues about a nominee’s priorities and discernment. By implying Obama failed that test, and pairing him with Kerry’s hindsight-ruined example, Coulter ties Democratic leadership to poor vetting and weak standards. The quip also flips a common 2008 storyline: Democrats touted gravitas and experience against Republicans, while critics lampooned Biden’s gaffes and past controversies. Coulter’s line crystallizes that skepticism, using Edwards as a cautionary tale and inviting audiences to question who gets labeled respectable and why.
The line is classic Coulter: sarcastic, compressed, and designed to provoke. She mocks Democrats twice over, first by casting doubt on Biden’s stature and then by reminding listeners that their last vice-presidential pick collapsed under scandal. The humor works through strategic misdirection, pretending to elevate Kerry’s judgment only to pull the rug out with shared knowledge of Edwards’s downfall. It also pokes at the media’s habit of conferring respectability on familiar insiders, suggesting those reputations are fragile or unearned.
Beyond the zinger, the remark reflects campaign-season narratives about character and judgment. Vice-presidential choices are cues about a nominee’s priorities and discernment. By implying Obama failed that test, and pairing him with Kerry’s hindsight-ruined example, Coulter ties Democratic leadership to poor vetting and weak standards. The quip also flips a common 2008 storyline: Democrats touted gravitas and experience against Republicans, while critics lampooned Biden’s gaffes and past controversies. Coulter’s line crystallizes that skepticism, using Edwards as a cautionary tale and inviting audiences to question who gets labeled respectable and why.
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