"Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?"
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Whitehorn’s line lands like a cocktail-party smile with a razor blade behind it: a theological term flipped into a social verdict. “Born-again” is supposed to signal renewal, humility, a cleaned-up past. She treats it instead as a warning label for a certain kind of convert whose rebirth comes with a loudspeaker. The joke works because it borrows Christianity’s own language of transformation, then weaponizes it as a measure of irritation: if the “second birth” produces someone unbearable, maybe the first one was already too much.
The intent isn’t to mock faith in the abstract so much as to puncture the performance of it. Whitehorn is targeting the proselytizer who mistakes fervor for virtue and certainty for character. The subtext is social, even classed: British journalistic skepticism toward public piety, especially when it shows up as moral policing. “So often” is doing quiet work, too. It’s a hedge that keeps the quip from being a full indictment of all converts, while still implying a recognizable pattern: newfound belief can curdle into smugness, a need to testify, to recruit, to correct.
Context matters: postwar Britain’s press culture prized understatement and distrusted zeal. In that climate, evangelical intensity reads less like private devotion and more like bad manners. Whitehorn turns manners into a moral metric, not because manners are sacred, but because they’re how we live with each other. The line’s cynicism is its point: redemption may be personal, but the reborn personality still has to be endured.
The intent isn’t to mock faith in the abstract so much as to puncture the performance of it. Whitehorn is targeting the proselytizer who mistakes fervor for virtue and certainty for character. The subtext is social, even classed: British journalistic skepticism toward public piety, especially when it shows up as moral policing. “So often” is doing quiet work, too. It’s a hedge that keeps the quip from being a full indictment of all converts, while still implying a recognizable pattern: newfound belief can curdle into smugness, a need to testify, to recruit, to correct.
Context matters: postwar Britain’s press culture prized understatement and distrusted zeal. In that climate, evangelical intensity reads less like private devotion and more like bad manners. Whitehorn turns manners into a moral metric, not because manners are sacred, but because they’re how we live with each other. The line’s cynicism is its point: redemption may be personal, but the reborn personality still has to be endured.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Attributed to Katherine Whitehorn — quoted on her Wikiquote page: "Why do born-again people so often make you wish they'd never been born the first time?" |
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