"Why don't you put that in the headline: 'He Only Did Three With Doris!' Set a lot of people straight"
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It lands like a joke because it has to. Rock Hudson takes the tabloid grammar of scandal and turns it inside out: not “He Slept With Doris,” but “He Only Did Three.” The punchline is arithmetic-as-innuendo, a wink that acknowledges the public’s obsession with quantifying celebrity sex while refusing to grant it real intimacy. “Set a lot of people straight” is the dagger twist - a pun that reads breezy on the surface and brutal underneath, because “straight” was the role Hudson was forced to play for Hollywood to keep selling him as the clean-cut romantic ideal.
The intent is defensive and mischievous at once. Hudson is signaling that he knows exactly what the machine is doing: laundering his private life into a marketable fantasy. By proposing a headline, he pretends to collaborate with the press while actually exposing its logic. It’s a preemptive strike - if the story is going to be told, he’ll tell it as comedy, controlling the frame and the temperature.
Context matters: Hudson’s star persona was built on wholesome masculinity, and his popular screen partnership with Doris Day was practically an American brand. In mid-century Hollywood, being gay wasn’t just a personal fact; it was a career-ending liability policed by studios, gossip columnists, and morality campaigns. The line’s subtext is exhaustion with compulsory heterosexuality - and a sly acknowledgment that the culture’s desire for certainty (“How many times?” “With whom?”) is itself the most revealing kind of voyeurism.
The intent is defensive and mischievous at once. Hudson is signaling that he knows exactly what the machine is doing: laundering his private life into a marketable fantasy. By proposing a headline, he pretends to collaborate with the press while actually exposing its logic. It’s a preemptive strike - if the story is going to be told, he’ll tell it as comedy, controlling the frame and the temperature.
Context matters: Hudson’s star persona was built on wholesome masculinity, and his popular screen partnership with Doris Day was practically an American brand. In mid-century Hollywood, being gay wasn’t just a personal fact; it was a career-ending liability policed by studios, gossip columnists, and morality campaigns. The line’s subtext is exhaustion with compulsory heterosexuality - and a sly acknowledgment that the culture’s desire for certainty (“How many times?” “With whom?”) is itself the most revealing kind of voyeurism.
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