"Why, if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery"
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That instinct captures Wood's peculiar genius and his cultural niche. Mid-century American cinema was awash in Cold War dread, bargain-basement sci-fi, and government-as-protagonist reassurance. Wood doesn't parody that formula so much as speedrun it. "Nobody knows what's causing them" is the mass-market hook, a ready-made cloud of anxiety; "it's upsetting all the buffalo" is the accidental poetry, the detail that makes the pitch vivid even as it reveals how arbitrary it is. The buffalo are basically set dressing with a pulse, a reminder that spectacle always needs collateral damage, even if it's borrowed from a completely different film.
Underneath is a portrait of filmmaking as bricolage: the director as an alchemist turning leftovers into urgency. Wood's optimism is the subtext, but so is his candor about the machinery. He isn't pretending art arrives pristine; he's admitting it can be assembled, cheaply, from other people's images - and daring you to care anyway.
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Wood, Ed. (2026, February 16). Why, if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-if-i-had-half-a-chance-i-could-make-an-entire-150504/
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Wood, Ed. "Why, if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-if-i-had-half-a-chance-i-could-make-an-entire-150504/.
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"Why, if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo. So, the military are called in to solve the mystery." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-if-i-had-half-a-chance-i-could-make-an-entire-150504/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.




