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Daily Inspiration Quote by G. Gordon Liddy

"Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?"

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G. Gordon Liddy’s line lands because it hijacks a folksy idiom and turns it into a crude census of American life. “Horse’s ass” is already a ready-made insult, but Liddy’s tweak - treating it like a literal population problem - makes stupidity feel not just common, but structurally overrepresented. The joke is arithmetic disguised as exasperation: if we keep meeting more “asses” than “horses,” maybe the problem isn’t isolated individuals. Maybe it’s the systems that reward loud certainty, tribal loyalty, and performative ignorance.

Coming from Liddy, the subtext sharpens. He wasn’t merely a wisecracking entertainer; he was a Watergate-era operator who remade himself into a media personality. That biography adds a second blade: the line reads like outsider contempt for fools, yet it’s delivered by someone who understood - and benefited from - the machinery that turns recklessness into fame and outrage into airtime. The insult becomes a ventriloquism act for a culture that loves to sneer at “idiots” while consuming the very spectacle that manufactures them.

The phrasing matters. “Why is it” gives the gag a mock-philosophical posture, as if we’re about to get a parable, then yanks us into the gutter. It’s barroom wisdom with a showman’s timing: a quick laugh that doubles as permission to be impatient with other people. In that way, it’s less a joke about intelligence than about status - who gets to call whom an ass, and feel clever doing it.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Liddy, G. Gordon. (2026, January 14). Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-is-it-there-are-so-many-more-horses-asses-136132/

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Liddy, G. Gordon. "Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?" FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-is-it-there-are-so-many-more-horses-asses-136132/.

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"Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?" FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-is-it-there-are-so-many-more-horses-asses-136132/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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G. Gordon Liddy (November 30, 1929 - March 30, 2021) was a Entertainer from USA.

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