"Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?"
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Coming from Liddy, the subtext sharpens. He wasn’t merely a wisecracking entertainer; he was a Watergate-era operator who remade himself into a media personality. That biography adds a second blade: the line reads like outsider contempt for fools, yet it’s delivered by someone who understood - and benefited from - the machinery that turns recklessness into fame and outrage into airtime. The insult becomes a ventriloquism act for a culture that loves to sneer at “idiots” while consuming the very spectacle that manufactures them.
The phrasing matters. “Why is it” gives the gag a mock-philosophical posture, as if we’re about to get a parable, then yanks us into the gutter. It’s barroom wisdom with a showman’s timing: a quick laugh that doubles as permission to be impatient with other people. In that way, it’s less a joke about intelligence than about status - who gets to call whom an ass, and feel clever doing it.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Liddy, G. Gordon. (2026, January 14). Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-is-it-there-are-so-many-more-horses-asses-136132/
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Liddy, G. Gordon. "Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?" FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-is-it-there-are-so-many-more-horses-asses-136132/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?" FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-is-it-there-are-so-many-more-horses-asses-136132/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.





