"Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?"
About this Quote
Coming from Liddy, the subtext sharpens. He wasn’t merely a wisecracking entertainer; he was a Watergate-era operator who remade himself into a media personality. That biography adds a second blade: the line reads like outsider contempt for fools, yet it’s delivered by someone who understood - and benefited from - the machinery that turns recklessness into fame and outrage into airtime. The insult becomes a ventriloquism act for a culture that loves to sneer at “idiots” while consuming the very spectacle that manufactures them.
The phrasing matters. “Why is it” gives the gag a mock-philosophical posture, as if we’re about to get a parable, then yanks us into the gutter. It’s barroom wisdom with a showman’s timing: a quick laugh that doubles as permission to be impatient with other people. In that way, it’s less a joke about intelligence than about status - who gets to call whom an ass, and feel clever doing it.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Colossal Collection of Quota... (Bathroom Readers' Institute, 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9781607106043 · ID: 9ihZDwAAQBAJ
Evidence:
... call it an unrequested fission surplus . " -Montgomery Burns , The Simpsons " Why is it there are so many more horses ' asses than there are horses ? ” —G . Gordon Liddy FRACTURED PHRASES More variations on a phrase . " These. |
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Liddy, G. Gordon. (2026, February 21). Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-is-it-there-are-so-many-more-horses-asses-136132/
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Liddy, G. Gordon. "Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?" FixQuotes. February 21, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-is-it-there-are-so-many-more-horses-asses-136132/.
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"Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?" FixQuotes, 21 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/why-is-it-there-are-so-many-more-horses-asses-136132/. Accessed 12 Mar. 2026.





