"Why would people spend good money to have my pants?"
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Ashmore is also signaling a very specific kind of cultural literacy. He understands the market logic of fandom, where authenticity is staged through objects: the hoodie from a tour, the prop from a set, the auctioned sneaker. These things function like secular relics, proof that the distant figure was once physically near. His incredulity punctures that spell without sounding contemptuous. The phrasing matters: "good money" implies he recognizes the sacrifice on the other end, which makes the question less mockery than genuine confusion about value.
Contextually, the quote reads as a response to the minor absurdities that trail working actors: conventions, memorabilia circuits, autograph tables, charity auctions. Ashmore isnt positioning himself as above it; hes exposing the weirdness of being turned into inventory. The subtext: celebrity is a system that keeps asking you to monetize your own leftovers, and youre supposed to pretend thats normal. His refusal to normalize it is the joke and the critique.
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